Spam Email of the MONTH!

You know you aren't supposed to click on them, but I have email filtering at work, so I can see the text and the rest is "saf-ti-fied."

How do you NOT read the text when the email is titled:

China Sausage- Delicious Woman.

It was even politely signed:

Sincerely, Mollie Gray.

Of course, they were trying to get me to look at a website with "All Natural School Girls Video,"
whatever the hell that means. Probably nothing to do with organic gardening, I would guess. Still, it had me wondering exactly what "China Sausage" is all about...since the email came out of France.

Sigh. Humanity...